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Dead at 54

Thursday June 23rd
· US Constitution: Don't Bother Sending Flowers, It Is Already Buried (10 comments)

Tuesday June 7th
· U.S. Constitution: Dead at 218 (17 comments)

Wednesday May 18th
· The Riddler, dead at 72 (3 comments)

Monday April 4th
· The Pope is Dead (18 comments)

Monday March 21st
· Great Scott! John DeLorean Dead at 80! (1 comments)

Thursday March 3rd
· RIP: Bubba the Lobster (6 comments)

Friday February 25th
· Pre-Emptive Deathwatch '05 (3 comments)

Wednesday February 23rd
· Just announced, the 'Dead at 54' section dead at 54... (10 comments)

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· Can't get away from Sammy! :-( (4 comments)

Wednesday December 29th
· Jerry Orbach dead at 69 (2 comments)

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Anna Nicole Smith

panties
By Vladinator, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 01:51:42 PM GMT
I just heard it on the radio, noted playboy model, reality tv show star, and old billionaire fucker, Anna Nicole Smith has died at the ripe old age of 39.

(2 comments) Discuss >>

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UPN and WB, dead at 11

waiting
By Beef
from the circle-triangle-square department, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Sat Mar 25, 2006 at 05:06:38 AM GMT
This probably means they aren't bringing back Angel.

The new network will be known as "The WC."

(2 comments) Discuss >>

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It's not "time to make the donuts" anymore

pharmaceuticals
By Reza
from the dead at 83 department, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Fri Dec 30, 2005 at 06:56:07 PM GMT
Michael Vale, who portrayed the bleary-eyed Dunkin' Donuts mascot Fred the Baker in the chain's television commercials for 15 years, has died at 83.

(1 comment, 33 words in story) Full Story >>

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Mr. Miyagi

mystical kung-fu powers
By MFS
from the wax on, wax off department, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Fri Nov 25, 2005 at 02:10:35 PM GMT
I just heard on Yahoo news, Mr. Miyagi has died at age 73.

(2 comments, 22 words in story) Full Story >>

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I heard the news on the Radio,

EVIL
By Vladinator
from the Scott department, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 10:08:21 AM GMT
Vladinator & Reza's marriage died yesterday. There were no other details. It was only 5 years old.

I'm going to be offline for a little while, folks.

(12 comments, 61 words in story) Full Story >>

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One last news report for Peter Jennings

history
By Reza, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Sun Aug 07, 2005 at 09:24:12 PM GMT
ABC News Anchor Peter Jennings Dies at 67

Published August 7, 2005, 11:00 PM CDT

(4 comments, 96 words in story) Full Story >>

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Time Kills Scotty

history
By Bold Marauder
from the spoilers in title department, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Thu Jul 21, 2005 at 04:20:48 PM GMT
I just read some sad news. James Doohan, who played Star Trek's beloved chief engineer "scotty" died in his redmond wa home. The cause of death was alzheimer's and pneumonia.

(7 comments, 39 words in story) Full Story >>

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President Bush may attempt re-animation of rotting Constitutional tissue tonight. Stay tuned...

pirates
By Beef
from the will-he-also-lay-teri-garr? department, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Tue Jul 19, 2005 at 07:30:26 PM GMT
Speculation is centering on Joy Clement to replace Sandra Day O'Connor in the SCOTUS. From what I read, she's a strict constructionist who favors states' rights, and is against the Commerse Clause abuse the court has been committing since the 1930s. These are Good Things.

She's also against reversing RvW, in case you were wondering.

(5 comments) Discuss >>

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I just heard it on the Radio,

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Whores
By Vladinator, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Fri Jul 01, 2005 at 08:17:45 PM GMT
Luther Vandross, Smooth Crooner of R&B, Is Dead at 54

(4 comments, 24 words in story) Full Story >>

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The Dead LIVE!

Vampires
By Bold Marauder
from the undead living living dead department, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Mon Jun 27, 2005 at 10:45:59 PM GMT
People wonder why I still bother with slashdot. Today I just saw a story which exemplifies why. According to this article from news.com.au scientists in pittsburg have managed to bring the dead back to life!

(6 comments, 280 words in story) Full Story >>

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