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Where to learn things
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Holy Carp! You have into the world of Sporks! Be afraid, oh so very afraid...
This site runs on Scoop: scoop.kuro5hin.org. You can click on that link and become all enlightened, so that your friends will be impressed with how damn 1337 you are.
For immediate help, please get the hell off the internet and go talk to a shrink. You'll thank us for it eventually.
This is another paragraph. There is no real purpose for it, other than to say, "Look! More words over in that there side bar thingy! Impressive!"
Other shit:
- Pizza is good. Buy us pizza.
- If you have pictures of the Olsen Twins in the nude, or especially performing lesbian acts on each other, please, for the love of god, post them here.
- Have you seen my toothbrush?
- Only you can prevent forest fires.
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OMG HAWT PR0N! Imagine if you will... a world populated by only Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, and umm... other hot chicks...
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Mr. Miyagi
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By MFS
from the wax on, wax off department, Section Dead at 54 Posted on Fri Nov 25, 2005 at 02:10:35 PM GMT
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I just heard on Yahoo news, Mr. Miyagi has died at age 73.
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I heard the news on the Radio,
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By Vladinator
from the Scott department, Section Dead at 54 Posted on Tue Aug 09, 2005 at 10:08:21 AM GMT
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Vladinator & Reza's marriage died yesterday. There were no other details. It was only 5 years old.
I'm going to be offline for a little while, folks.
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One last news report for Peter Jennings
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By Reza, Section Dead at 54 Posted on Sun Aug 07, 2005 at 09:24:12 PM GMT
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ABC News Anchor Peter Jennings Dies at 67
Published August 7, 2005, 11:00 PM CDT
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President Bush may attempt re-animation of rotting Constitutional tissue tonight. Stay tuned...
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By Beef
from the will-he-also-lay-teri-garr? department, Section Dead at 54 Posted on Tue Jul 19, 2005 at 07:30:26 PM GMT
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Speculation is centering on Joy Clement to replace Sandra Day O'Connor in the SCOTUS. From what I read, she's a strict constructionist who favors states' rights, and is against the Commerse Clause abuse the court has been committing since the 1930s. These are Good Things.
She's also against reversing RvW, in case you were wondering.
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