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Where to learn things
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Holy Carp! You have into the world of Sporks! Be afraid, oh so very afraid...
This site runs on Scoop: scoop.kuro5hin.org. You can click on that link and become all enlightened, so that your friends will be impressed with how damn 1337 you are.
For immediate help, please get the hell off the internet and go talk to a shrink. You'll thank us for it eventually.
This is another paragraph. There is no real purpose for it, other than to say, "Look! More words over in that there side bar thingy! Impressive!"
Other shit:
- Pizza is good. Buy us pizza.
- If you have pictures of the Olsen Twins in the nude, or especially performing lesbian acts on each other, please, for the love of god, post them here.
- Have you seen my toothbrush?
- Only you can prevent forest fires.
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OMG PR0N!
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OMG HAWT PR0N!
Imagine if you will... a world populated by only Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, and umm... other hot chicks...
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The modern desktop and GNU/Linux; a practical guide
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By Bold Marauder
from the Everything you need to know department, Section Ask a Spork
Posted on Mon Aug 23, 2004 at 07:54:52 AM GMT
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Over the course of the last several years GNU/Linux has grown from being an obscure niche operating system to being a widely publicised niche operating system.
Between its' newly found noteriety and the creation of a number of knock-off MS-clone GUIs for the GNU/X Window system (notably fvwm95) many people are discussing how to use GNU/Linux as a easy-to-use multi-media interweb-compatible desktop.
Read on for our hopefully practical guide to desktop GNU/Linux
(3 comments, 220 words in story) 
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I am hitting the big time!
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By Bold Marauder
from the Itches For Bitches And Riches department, Section Ask a Spork
Posted on Thu May 06, 2004 at 04:39:09 AM GMT
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It a rare day when I check my email. Not that it matters, usually there just the odd notice and inscrutable letters written in asian.
Today, I decided to clear the mess up and -much to my amazement- have discovered that my writing and social engeniring skills have not gone un-noticed.
I am headed for the big-time, folks. read below for the the "scoop" on what I have to offer, and how my 1337 skills will be utilised....
(4 comments, 698 words in story)
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What constitutes good porn?
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By Bold Marauder
from the trolling for linkies department, Section Ask a Spork
Posted on Tue Feb 24, 2004 at 08:29:52 PM GMT
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The heat is climbing and my brains are frying. Right about now, I'm not up for playing dopewars or figuring out how to get my beowulf cluster of virtual MS-DOS boxes to run well. I want tunes, and I want porn.
The problem is, there's far too much out there!
(17 comments, 212 words in story)
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Must say I'm impressed...
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By Bold Marauder
from the God Damn, Banned Again department, Section Ask a Spork
Posted on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 04:32:54 PM GMT
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Have you guys seen the latest issue of Daemon News E-Zine?
I think it's an interesting continuation from January's issue: what do you lot think?
(11 comments, 28 words in story)
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