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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 15 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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What happens if a white guy, in a white tuxedo, walks through the biggest Slum on earth?
By aleksa from the Art & Intervention department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Wed May 21, 2008 at 01:08:45 PM GMT
Imagine this, you walk on a nice cocktail party and after a while, you don't know how and why, you realise that you are suddenly inside the biggest Slum in Africa. This slum is located in Nairobi and called the Mathare Slum. up to 1 million people live there. (3 comments, 157 words in story)

Finally
By Vladinator from the OMG am I tired. department, Section Site News Posted on Wed Feb 28, 2007 at 08:40:14 PM GMT
Ugh. After 3 days, in which I got about 12 total hours of sleep (including a few hours stolen on the train into work in the mornings) I have finally fixed the site, and installed the most recent version of the underlying code, Scoop. (1 comment, 64 words in story)

Anna Nicole Smith
By Vladinator, Section Dead at 54 Posted on Thu Feb 08, 2007 at 01:51:42 PM GMT
I just heard it on the radio, noted playboy model, reality tv show star, and old billionaire fucker, Anna Nicole Smith has died at the ripe old age of 39. (2 comments)

Jimmy Kimmel is God
By Vladinator, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Sun Dec 24, 2006 at 09:18:52 PM GMT
(8 comments)

Check this out
By Vladinator, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Fri Dec 15, 2006 at 01:55:17 PM GMT
The US government has a new website, www.ready.gov, displaying public service symbols for terrorism readiness, in the tradition of the old "duck and cover" campaigns after WWII. The fun thing is that these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything! Here are a few guesses about what they mean: (1 comment, 441 words in story)

Margaret Cho is my own personal Jesus Christ
By Vladinator, Section MLP Posted on Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 03:46:12 PM GMT
(1 comment, 132 words in story)

What the phuck new line?
By spork testes from the Spork Testicle department, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Tue Nov 21, 2006 at 04:47:47 PM GMT
those bitches shut out Jackson from the hobbit. Now I dont think the last movie was perfect, but it coulda been a hell of a lot worse. Why the hell didnt he squeeze tom in there with the stretchy ring? Anyway, look for some dumbass (shudder ... Lucas ... shudder) to direct the hobbit. (1 comment)

International Issues
By dirtyhippy42 from the international edition department, Section Ask a Spork Posted on Wed Nov 01, 2006 at 12:06:23 PM GMT
English is not my native language so I was wondering if you sporks could help me. What does "Chuck and buck suck and fuck" mean? (2 comments)

What they do for fun in Madison
By Beef from the besides-naked-strolls-in-broad-daylight department, Section MLP Posted on Sun Oct 29, 2006 at 08:14:15 AM GMT
I am the day-shift manager of this facility. (1 comment)

Ultimate Theorem to a Buddhist Mathematician
By spork testes from the Spork Testicle department, Section Ask a Spork Posted on Tue Oct 10, 2006 at 09:09:55 PM GMT
The Dali Lemma (1 comment)

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