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Where to learn things
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Holy Carp! You have into the world of Sporks! Be afraid, oh so very afraid...
This site runs on Scoop: scoop.kuro5hin.org. You can click on that link and become all enlightened, so that your friends will be impressed with how damn 1337 you are.
For immediate help, please get the hell off the internet and go talk to a shrink. You'll thank us for it eventually.
This is another paragraph. There is no real purpose for it, other than to say, "Look! More words over in that there side bar thingy! Impressive!"
Other shit:
- Pizza is good. Buy us pizza.
- If you have pictures of the Olsen Twins in the nude, or especially performing lesbian acts on each other, please, for the love of god, post them here.
- Have you seen my toothbrush?
- Only you can prevent forest fires.
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OMG PR0N!
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OMG HAWT PR0N! Imagine if you will... a world populated by only Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, and umm... other hot chicks...
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By Bold Marauder
from the sharks jump and toilets flush department, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Thu Feb 26, 2004 at 03:57:14 PM GMT
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Feb 26th 2004 (Intarweb):
Kuro5hin[goat.cx], a radical queer-seperatist, adequacy-aspirant web-log, posted today what promises to be the first of many press releases prominently on it's front page.
reactions to the blatant cow-towing to commercial interests and forsaking of jounalistic integrity were mixed
(16 comments, 118 words in story)
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