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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
By Bold Marauder from the sharks jump and toilets flush department, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Thu Feb 26, 2004 at 03:57:14 PM GMT
Feb 26th 2004 (Intarweb): Kuro5hin[goat.cx], a radical queer-seperatist, adequacy-aspirant web-log, posted today what promises to be the first of many press releases prominently on it's front page. reactions to the blatant cow-towing to commercial interests and forsaking of jounalistic integrity were mixed (16 comments, 118 words in story)

Stupid people piss me off
By Vladinator from the Stupid people should die! department, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Fri Feb 06, 2004 at 05:23:50 AM GMT
Stupid People Piss me off! Could these cock goblins possibly get it more wrong? (8 comments, 67 words in story)

Flooding for Fun and Profit
By MFS from the FUCKING HELL! department, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Mon Jan 05, 2004 at 08:29:30 PM GMT
Non-stop rain for 4 days in December/January is fun. (11 comments, 63 words in story)

ATTENTION
By handybundler from the DO NOT FUCKING PISS ME OFF department, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Sun Jan 04, 2004 at 11:45:15 AM GMT
to the jack ass that keeps submitting crap to SRU and k5: i seriously suggest not fucking with me or any one else from this site. YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY WARNED. (9 comments)

Damn negro! That's twice since Sep 14th!
By Vladinator, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Wed Oct 08, 2003 at 03:02:56 PM GMT
This starts to get old. :-( (1 comment, 118 words in story)

Okay, seriously
By Vladinator, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Fri Aug 22, 2003 at 09:12:39 PM GMT
Help me out with this one.  What is so bad about what I'm saying in this?  I think I have a right to protect my comments on K5 and keep them visable.  I'm not looking for syncophantic yes answers here - I'm looking for a resonable analysis of what the others seem to be thinking, what that 'thinking' means and represents, and a plan to turn opinions around to see my point of view. (8 comments, 75 words in story)

If you have admin rights here, and you anonymize someone
By Vladinator, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Sat Aug 02, 2003 at 05:49:43 PM GMT
Leave a comment in the users record saying you did it, and why. The 'handybundler' account has been set to 'Users_norate' for now. We can always zero comments... (16 comments)

When Trolls Attack
By Vladinator from the We need a Star Wars Icon department, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Wed Jul 23, 2003 at 08:22:44 AM GMT
You know, this is kind of fucked up. (7 comments, 120 words in story)

Dynamic Comment Mode now working
By Vladinator from the huh? department, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Thu May 29, 2003 at 10:43:33 PM GMT
okay - Dynamic comment modes should now work, not that anyone was asking for them.  We don't have the same icons to control them that K5 does, but then again - we're not K5. (3 comments)

I fucking hate the French.
By Vladinator from the joke department, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Sat Mar 22, 2003 at 05:00:36 PM GMT
Here's some anti-frog humor. (1 comment, 250 words in story)

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