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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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OMG HAWT PR0N! Imagine if you will... a world populated by only Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, and umm... other hot chicks...

wow
By Vladinator, Section Religion Posted on Mon Jul 31, 2006 at 03:15:08 AM GMT
I'm betting that some Jihadist in Germany will end up blowing this chick away, or bombing her. (1 comment, 25 words in story)

What can fit deep inside?
By dirtyhippy42 from the spiritual journey department, Section Religion Posted on Sun Nov 13, 2005 at 08:13:21 PM GMT
Well fuck. Let's see what I can shove in my ass today... (3 comments, 318 words in story)

OMG BSG is teh R0x0RZ!!!11!!!!11!
By Beef from the cylon tea department, Section Religion Posted on Sun Aug 28, 2005 at 08:02:30 PM GMT
Doc Cottle: Nothing, nothing, nothing. Are you satisfied? [editor's note, by m0rk] Sun 9:14am - i moved the image out of the story header and in to the body. any arguments? - m0rk (3 comments, 42 words in story)

holy Crapflood!
By Bold Marauder from the Read the Bible Online department, Section Religion Posted on Sun Jun 19, 2005 at 10:08:14 PM GMT
READ THE BIBLE ONLINE! (2 comments, 3106 words in story)

No Lesbian Bishops Any Time Soon
By Beef from the no school like the old school department, Section Religion Posted on Tue Apr 19, 2005 at 03:37:00 PM GMT
Cue Imperial Anthem (17 comments)

I cut off my dreadlocks last night
By dirtyhippy42, Section Religion Posted on Fri Mar 04, 2005 at 08:59:52 PM GMT
Last week I went to WalMart, or as I like to call it "Wally's Shroom Mart" (because you can buy everything needed to grow magic mushrooms except spores there). I had just finished work, I'd been out of work for three weeks so it felt good to have money again. I thought that since I had some money I would buy some food. I like nachos and salsa so I went to find a bargain-sized container of salsa. (1 comment, 488 words in story)

Finally! A movie for everyone!
By Beef from the But does it feature Don Knotts? department, Section Religion Posted on Wed Jan 19, 2005 at 08:49:38 AM GMT
Whether you are a Retro Hipster, a young child with a short attention span, a nostalgic Baby Boomer, or a sexually frustrated male aged 12-60, this movie has something for you. (2 comments)

Looks like we've moved on to the anger stage
By Vladinator, Section Religion Posted on Wed Nov 10, 2004 at 05:55:39 AM GMT
Take a look at This shit right here. While I have southern roots, I can appriciate the sentiment expressed in this screed, if not the language. :-) (22 comments)

Thuhuhuhuhuhuh Yankees Lose!
By Beef from the Wha? department, Section Religion Posted on Wed Oct 20, 2004 at 09:27:23 PM GMT
The world no longer makes sense.  There is no order to the Universe. (7 comments, 127 words in story)

Looks like I picked the *right* week to quit drinking.
By Beef from the breathe deep and relax department, Section Religion Posted on Wed Aug 25, 2004 at 07:13:53 AM GMT
Hooray! Now you can get drunk without all that messy "drinking." (7 comments)

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