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Religion

Saturday July 10th
· Olsen twin plummets into hardcore drug abuse? (8 comments)

Friday April 16th
· trippy shroooooooooms (3 comments)

Wednesday February 25th
· The Passion of Christ (20 comments)

Friday December 12th
· Wiser than the Timecube guy, perhaps? (5 comments)

Wednesday October 22nd
· Good vs. Evil (7 comments)

Thursday October 2nd
· Scamming For Dummies (2 comments)

Saturday September 20th
· Groklaw spanks SCO (3 comments)

Tuesday August 12th
· Redneck Zoo Parade (2 comments)

Thursday August 7th
· BEST. SLASHDOT POST. EVAR!!11!11!! (3 comments)

Tuesday July 8th
· Misplaced Deity (5 comments)

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Where to learn things

Holy Carp! You have into the world of Sporks! Be afraid, oh so very afraid...

This site runs on Scoop: scoop.kuro5hin.org. You can click on that link and become all enlightened, so that your friends will be impressed with how damn 1337 you are.

For immediate help, please get the hell off the internet and go talk to a shrink. You'll thank us for it eventually.

This is another paragraph. There is no real purpose for it, other than to say, "Look! More words over in that there side bar thingy! Impressive!"

Other shit:

  • Pizza is good. Buy us pizza.
  • If you have pictures of the Olsen Twins in the nude, or especially performing lesbian acts on each other, please, for the love of god, post them here.
  • Have you seen my toothbrush?
  • Only you can prevent forest fires.
Poll
What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show?
Vlad's Romper Room
Vlad's House of Sex
Vlad's House... ON a stick!
Vlad the Impala
The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included)
Vlad Trek
Vlad's Virtual Victrola
Vlad's Masterworks
Staked Out, with Vlad
Vlad's Stake-Out!
Vlad's First Victim
The Big Poke Theatre
Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville
Vlads generic Transylvanian named show!
The Show With The Ever-Changing Name
The show without a name
A fistful of Vlad
A few Vlads more

Votes: 15 | Comments: 0
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OMG PR0N!
OMG HAWT PR0N!
Imagine if you will... a world populated by only Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, and umm... other hot chicks...

wow

Angry Beavers
By Vladinator, Section Religion
Posted on Mon Jul 31, 2006 at 03:15:08 AM GMT
I'm betting that some Jihadist in Germany will end up blowing this chick away, or bombing her.

(1 comment, 25 words in story) Full Story >>

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What can fit deep inside?

tampons
By dirtyhippy42
from the spiritual journey department, Section Religion
Posted on Sun Nov 13, 2005 at 08:13:21 PM GMT
Well fuck. Let's see what I can shove in my ass today...

(3 comments, 318 words in story) Full Story >>

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OMG BSG is teh R0x0RZ!!!11!!!!11!

shoe
By Beef
from the cylon tea department, Section Religion
Posted on Sun Aug 28, 2005 at 08:02:30 PM GMT
Doc Cottle: Nothing, nothing, nothing. Are you satisfied?

[editor's note, by m0rk] Sun 9:14am - i moved the image out of the story header and in to the body. any arguments? - m0rk

(3 comments, 42 words in story) Full Story >>

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holy Crapflood!

books
By Bold Marauder
from the Read the Bible Online department, Section Religion
Posted on Sun Jun 19, 2005 at 10:08:14 PM GMT
READ THE BIBLE ONLINE!

(2 comments, 3106 words in story) Full Story >>

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No Lesbian Bishops Any Time Soon

the great outdoors
By Beef
from the no school like the old school department, Section Religion
Posted on Tue Apr 19, 2005 at 03:37:00 PM GMT
Cue Imperial Anthem

(17 comments) Discuss >>

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I cut off my dreadlocks last night

hippies
By dirtyhippy42, Section Religion
Posted on Fri Mar 04, 2005 at 08:59:52 PM GMT

Last week I went to WalMart, or as I like to call it "Wally's Shroom Mart" (because you can buy everything needed to grow magic mushrooms except spores there). I had just finished work, I'd been out of work for three weeks so it felt good to have money again. I thought that since I had some money I would buy some food. I like nachos and salsa so I went to find a bargain-sized container of salsa.

(1 comment, 488 words in story) Full Story >>

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Finally! A movie for everyone!

big-butts
By Beef
from the But does it feature Don Knotts? department, Section Religion
Posted on Wed Jan 19, 2005 at 08:49:38 AM GMT
Whether you are a Retro Hipster, a young child with a short attention span, a nostalgic Baby Boomer, or a sexually frustrated male aged 12-60, this movie has something for you.

(2 comments) Discuss >>

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Looks like we've moved on to the anger stage

WTF?
By Vladinator, Section Religion
Posted on Wed Nov 10, 2004 at 05:55:39 AM GMT
Take a look at This shit right here. While I have southern roots, I can appriciate the sentiment expressed in this screed, if not the language. :-)

(22 comments) Discuss >>

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Thuhuhuhuhuhuh Yankees Lose!

WTF?
By Beef
from the Wha? department, Section Religion
Posted on Wed Oct 20, 2004 at 09:27:23 PM GMT
The world no longer makes sense.  There is no order to the Universe.

(7 comments, 127 words in story) Full Story >>

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Looks like I picked the *right* week to quit drinking.

vodka
By Beef
from the breathe deep and relax department, Section Religion
Posted on Wed Aug 25, 2004 at 07:13:53 AM GMT
Hooray! Now you can get drunk without all that messy "drinking."

(7 comments) Discuss >>

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