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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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OMG HAWT PR0N! Imagine if you will... a world populated by only Natalie Portman, Kirsten Dunst, and umm... other hot chicks...

My brain has finally finished...
By Vladinator from the teh Valdinat00r department, Section MLP Posted on Fri Aug 05, 2005 at 01:21:01 PM GMT
... Leaking out of my skull. (8 comments, 176 words in story)

At last, the truth comes out.
By Vladinator, Section MLP Posted on Wed Jun 29, 2005 at 09:46:52 AM GMT
An excerpt from "BRAIN SHUT DOWN BY SEX" (7 comments, 42 words in story)

OMG HA HA HA THES SI TEH F"UNNAY!!!!!!onethousandonehunderdeleavn!!
By Beef from the i-kill-me department, Section MLP Posted on Wed Jun 15, 2005 at 08:57:26 PM GMT
These are all the funniest, coolest, most sophisticated jokes. You have never seen any of them before, not even as forwarded emails from your annoying aunt. Don't all thank me at once for sending you such a rip-roaring link. (2 comments)

Just in case you care,
By Vladinator from the harried sysadmin department, Section MLP Posted on Wed Apr 13, 2005 at 12:21:14 PM GMT
The SmokeDot RSS feed has changed due to Smokedot changing their CMS software. If you had previously selected the SmokeDot RSS feed, you'll have to reselect it. (7 comments)

ZOMG MICROSOFT BOUGHT LINUX HUR HUR HUR
By NerdGirl from the Department for Honouring Useless Holidays department, Section MLP Posted on Fri Apr 01, 2005 at 03:39:49 AM GMT
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Useless information RULES!
By NerdGirl from the betcha didn't know that department, Section MLP Posted on Mon Oct 11, 2004 at 03:15:18 PM GMT
OK, as stated earlier, this site has gotten really depressing lately.  It's not as slow as it often is, but all the posts are about people being dead. (4 comments, 95 words in story)

Has this been a week in history or what?
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section MLP Posted on Mon Oct 04, 2004 at 04:51:12 AM GMT
A lot happened this last week, probably some of you aren't even aware of what went on....well..here it is.. (11 comments, 212 words in story)

Also, just for the curious...
By Vladinator from the Scott department, Section MLP Posted on Sat Jul 31, 2004 at 11:12:37 AM GMT
This right here IS what is on the average man's mind about once every 8 seconds. (5 comments)

No shortage of lunacy on the Intar-Web
By Beef from the Nuke The Moon department, Section MLP Posted on Thu Jul 29, 2004 at 12:51:49 PM GMT
Earth will be destroyed by the President of the USA. (3 comments)

A quick MLP for ya
By Bold Marauder from the MLP sex food sleep repeat department, Section MLP Posted on Wed Jul 21, 2004 at 12:08:25 PM GMT
Supermodel personals If that isn't enough to pique your interest, consider this: Some people say that bisexual chic is only proof that girls will jump on any bandwagon if they think it will make guys like them better, but we say, so what? We haven't had to pay for our own dinners since 1998. Bonus: b00by p0ll within! (19 comments)

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