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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 6 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Margaret Cho is my own personal Jesus Christ
By Vladinator, Section MLP Posted on Mon Nov 27, 2006 at 03:46:12 PM GMT
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What they do for fun in Madison
By Beef from the besides-naked-strolls-in-broad-daylight department, Section MLP Posted on Sun Oct 29, 2006 at 08:14:15 AM GMT
I am the day-shift manager of this facility. (1 comment)

It's a porn world after all
By Vladinator, Section MLP Posted on Thu Jul 06, 2006 at 10:07:45 AM GMT
Ha! (1 comment, 9 words in story)

NeoPets: I am a premium member, you can be, too!
By Vladinator from the Scott department, Section MLP Posted on Sun May 14, 2006 at 02:49:48 PM GMT
I have 15 referals left - If you are on NeoPets, and you want a referal, let me know here, what your neomail account is, and I'll send you one. Serious inquirys only, please. I'm trying to get more cool stuff, which I won't get if you just use the 15 day free trial. (1 comment, 316 words in story)

NeoPets: Avatars I have.
By Vladinator from the Scott department, Section MLP Posted on Sun May 14, 2006 at 02:35:09 PM GMT
So, I have 39% of the available Avatars. This actually isn't bad for someone who's only been playing for 8 months. (277 words in story)

Neopets: Avatars I don't have.
By Vladinator from the Scott department, Section MLP Posted on Sun May 14, 2006 at 02:31:10 PM GMT
Yawn. The Wings lost in the first round, so no hockey commentary this year. Instead, here's a list of the avatars I need at Neopets. (379 words in story)

Fun with GFP
By NerdGirl from the proteins I've worked with department, Section MLP Posted on Tue Jan 24, 2006 at 08:22:46 PM GMT
And this little piggy... (5 comments, 64 words in story)

New Party Tricks
By m0rk from the ronco one-pull aluminum can crusher department, Section MLP Posted on Thu Jan 19, 2006 at 09:04:50 PM GMT
please, please, please, do NOT try this at home!!! (3 comments, 14 words in story)

I can't fucking believe this shit.
By Vladinator, Section MLP Posted on Wed Oct 26, 2005 at 09:34:35 PM GMT
Listen to Taco whine about Blizzard bitchslaping him. Priceless! (2 comments, 32 words in story)

Man has sex with horse, dies.
By NerdGirl from the wtf was he thinking department, Section MLP Posted on Mon Aug 15, 2005 at 09:21:23 AM GMT
No, it wasn't a mare. No, it didn't kick him. No, he didn't pick up some dreaded disease from the horse. (8 comments, 82 words in story)

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