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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Avoidable Happenstance
By MFS from the part 1 and 4 department, Section Fiction Posted on Mon Apr 19, 2004 at 11:30:29 AM GMT
So, here's something odd I wrote out of the blue the other day.  I acutally wrote part 4 first, for no damned good reason, then went back and wrote part one.  I will probably write part 2 & 3 together. So, um, yeah. (4 comments, 715 words in story)

Fuck you Tolkien!
By Marco from the rape an hobbit today department, Section Fiction Posted on Mon Mar 01, 2004 at 04:42:08 AM GMT
Just the fact that Lord of the Rings won 11 oscars show how useless is that ceremony. I hate Tolkien SO MUCH! And the 2 movies I've seen (I didn't see the 3rd) were awful. (15 comments, 175 words in story)

l33t j03 Writes Erotica
By l33t j03, Section Fiction Posted on Mon Feb 16, 2004 at 06:18:55 PM GMT
What this site needs is some good quality erotica and I'm just the kind of guy to provide it. I have a vivid imagination and plenty of twisted sexual experiences to draw upon, so I'm going to take a shot at spinning a yarn of filth that will get your equipment all warmed up for a bout of furious masturbation, since you wouldn't be reading erotica if you had a real live sex partner. (4 comments, 1237 words in story)

Good porn actresses
By Marco, Section Fiction Posted on Thu Jan 29, 2004 at 06:30:54 PM GMT
I'm downloading porn nowadays, and it's real fun, but the problem is that many porn actresses may look good, but they are really, really bad actresses. Update [2004-2-8 14:0:22 by Marco]: Guys!! Give me more recommendations! I don't get enough! (38 comments, 113 words in story)

Blue
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Fiction Posted on Sun Jan 11, 2004 at 02:35:31 PM GMT
The blue was an odd color, more periwinkle to be exact.  Nora tried to bend her fingers and watched as they slowly did what her brain commanded, only they were so slow she very nearly fell asleep waiting for them to move. (4 comments, 532 words in story)

Update! Save!
By handybundler from the handybundler department, Section Fiction Posted on Sat Jan 10, 2004 at 06:43:36 PM GMT
Got Mars? I like it! Bumper stickers, sHirts, hats, 3-D glasses, the whole nine YizzArds. This is a filLer story to take up spacE to make the siTe look extra bUsy. Click on stuff to explore California Desert with brown filters and See Atari 2600 joystick in ACTION! (3 comments)

fishing rod doldrums
By jesuetta machete from the maybe this will even go somewhere department, Section Fiction Posted on Wed Dec 24, 2003 at 08:01:48 AM GMT
firstly... (1 comment, 585 words in story)

The Kingdom by the Sea : Part 1
By haplopeart from the William E. department, Section Fiction Posted on Tue Dec 23, 2003 at 07:18:17 PM GMT
Well my first story here was received rather well, so I thought I'd try my hand at posting another story I have been working on...This one is a completely different world from the Guarin's Story that I Posted Earlier this month.  However others who have read it liked it so...here goes... Note: Those who have asked me about Guarin's Story Chapter 2...I will be getting this ready to go over the Christmas Holiday. (4 comments, 3568 words in story)

Guarin's Story Chapter 1
By haplopeart from the Left handed toasters in a right handed world department, Section Fiction Posted on Tue Dec 09, 2003 at 01:15:02 PM GMT
Been working on this story I thought I'd submit it to the fiction queue, and see what people thought of it....hey maybe it won't make it, but I figure I gotta try.... Its a story about a pychic in a future where there are many.  The twist is he's in a prison for those with mental abilities. If I have success I will continue to post parts of the story... (9 comments, 2191 words in story)

Fikshun: The Price of Beef
By MFS from the I am a crack smoker department, Section Fiction Posted on Tue Oct 21, 2003 at 03:18:17 PM GMT
I give unto you, gentle sporks, a tale of joy. Read, and be fulfilled... or at least confused. (7 comments, 477 words in story)

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