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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Sometimes it takes a long time...
By Beef from the Anna Merikin department, Section Diaries Posted on Thu Jan 12, 2006 at 05:33:47 PM GMT
to see the obvious. It was not the GPL or being able to Use the Source that led me to Linux; it was Windows' misbehavior. I learned to love those other things later, after I found Linux to be much better behaved. (147 words in story)

I'll never look at corn the same way again
By MFS from the this is probably fucking old department, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Jan 07, 2006 at 05:31:39 PM GMT
I felt the need to share this wonderful delicacy. (2 comments, 14 words in story)

DIARY MAGIC POWARZ ACTIVATE!
By MFS from the some dranged freak department, Section Diaries Posted on Wed Jan 04, 2006 at 10:14:18 PM GMT
this diary serves no porpoise other than me using the boat topic because I have enabled topics for Diaries. Why have I done this? (4 comments, 28 words in story)

ok. listen up.
By m0rk from the m0rk, dammit department, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Jan 03, 2006 at 10:00:38 PM GMT
it's time to make this site alive again. it was built by those guilty of things that would probably get you a bunch of parking ticket type violations in real life. [but it just happened to be the internet] (8 comments, 110 words in story)

cumquats
By m0rk from the hello department, Section Diaries Posted on Mon Oct 03, 2005 at 07:44:19 PM GMT
hi, good people. just saying hello. that bold marauder guy sure has a big penis doesn't he? (6 comments)

For absent friends
By Bold Marauder from the crapflood department, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Aug 23, 2005 at 05:10:28 PM GMT
It's been over two years since I joined here, and around five since I started flaming people on tarddot. I would like to take a moment to silently ponder our absent friends... (2 comments, 38 words in story)

The wife is having contractions....
By News For Turds, Section Diaries Posted on Tue Aug 23, 2005 at 06:10:20 AM GMT
Has been for 17 hours now, but they're still 10 minutes apart.  We'll keep you updated! (7 comments)

You've got cash!
By Bold Marauder from the in soviet intarweb spammers pay me department, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jul 29, 2005 at 12:34:05 PM GMT
Dear Bold Marauder, PayPal, Inc just sent you money with PayPal. PayPal, Inc is an Unverified buyer. Payment Details Amount:        $5.00 USD Transaction ID:        31337666 Subject:         Thank you for using PayPal Note:        Thank you for using PayPal to shop safely online.   Sincerely, PayPal (5 comments, 65 words in story)

I just farted
By News For Turds, Section Diaries Posted on Fri Jul 29, 2005 at 06:45:23 AM GMT
it smells (3 comments)

nike shoes
By nonono from the nonono department, Section Diaries Posted on Sat Jul 23, 2005 at 10:33:40 PM GMT
poo (3 comments, 1 word in story)

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