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Dog genitals put in woman's mailbox

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By cyborg monkey
from the no-not-cat-genitals department, Section Cats
Posted on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 01:48:21 PM GMT
A Simpson County woman was just beginning to deal with what she thought was the Dec. 6 death of her pet Great Pyrenees in U.S. 31-W traffic when part of the dog's genitalia was found in a cigar box Friday in the mailbox where she works.

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Let it Snow, let it snow, let it snow

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By xxxxxxxxxx
from the could it get any colder? department, Section Cats
Posted on Wed Dec 04, 2002 at 11:02:44 PM GMT
"Watch out where the Huskies go, don't you eat that yellow snow."

Having spent my life mostly in the Eastern part of this lovely country, closer to the southern end of things, well.........being here in 'the windy city' has been something of an eye opener.

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