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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 15 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Troll Attack
By News For Turds from the old-school department, Section Cats Posted on Tue Mar 01, 2005 at 06:49:35 AM GMT
Back when we trolls could pr0st33z more than twice a day (once a day for N4T) on slashdot, we would occasionally pr0st33z a link to a site, usually running slashcode, that needed to be trolled. The SNR on that site would quickly go to shit. It used to be very funny when done properly. Anyone have any sites that need to be trolled? (102 words in story)

Melancholy Christmas
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Cats Posted on Sat Dec 18, 2004 at 12:52:15 PM GMT
Why is it Holidays have to be sprinkled with Melancholy? (5 comments, 401 words in story)

All I Want For Christmas...........
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Cats Posted on Sun Dec 05, 2004 at 03:57:17 PM GMT
An old joke goes something like this........ The female cat sat on the fence in the moonlight a few weeks before Christmas, wishing on the stars, she wished she had a few lovely little kittens, so she made her wish aloud..."All I want for Christmas is 3 little kittens!"......The local Tom cat overheard her wish and came out of the alley singing......."Here comes Santa Claus!". (5 comments, 789 words in story)

The Tiger was just trying to PROTECT Roy!
By xxxxxxxxxx from the tigers are not stupid department, Section Cats Posted on Thu Oct 09, 2003 at 02:48:52 PM GMT
The media has made quite a big deal out of the tiger attack on Roy (famous animal trainer and partner of Sigfried and Roy). (6 comments, 390 words in story)

Review: Metallica's St. Anger
By cyborg monkey from the rolls eyes department, Section Cats Posted on Mon Jun 23, 2003 at 07:16:03 AM GMT
I would like to submit my review for Metallica's much anticipated new albumn: St. Anger. (14 comments, 17 words in story)

If you have an account on scoop.kuro5hin.org
By Vladinator from the Please go vote for this department, Section Cats Posted on Wed Jun 18, 2003 at 09:28:56 PM GMT
The state of scoop documentation is horrid. Please go vote this up: http://scoop.kuro5hin.org/displaystory/2003/6/18/212019/296 (2 comments)

Please fondle my bum!
By cyborg monkey from the see title department, Section Cats Posted on Fri Jun 13, 2003 at 08:44:44 AM GMT
So I was reading Slashdot, and I came across this guy and his journal.  An interesting read, especially the journal entry "Changes Slashdot doesn't want YOU to know about!".  A reader with a very low UID... does not appear to be a troll, but who knows. (7 comments)

h3ll0 k1tty
By handybundler from the cat lover department, Section Cats Posted on Wed Apr 02, 2003 at 10:22:48 AM GMT
Go ahead, admit it, you like cats. This site lets you rate k1tt13s. Cats are a trolls best friend. Cats can teach you many things of you listen to them. I am not a nut, but I play one on teh intarweb. (7 comments, 45 words in story)

The Happy Llama
By MFS from the happy happy joy joy department, Section Cats Posted on Thu Feb 20, 2003 at 11:44:04 AM GMT
Are you ready? The Happy Llama is coming! Can you stand the wait? (4 comments)

Wishes and Resolutions
By xxxxxxxxxx from the Happy New Year One and All department, Section Cats Posted on Tue Dec 31, 2002 at 05:46:02 PM GMT
New Years Resolutions I don't know why we go through the agony of making New Years resolutions, only to give up on them a few weeks later, it seems a waste of time and very taxing on our sense of self worth. (5 comments, 410 words in story)

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