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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 8 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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UPN and WB, dead at 11
By Beef from the circle-triangle-square department, Section Dead at 54 Posted on Sat Mar 25, 2006 at 05:06:38 AM GMT
This probably means they aren't bringing back Angel. The new network will be known as "The WC." (2 comments)

Important announcement
By Vladinator from the Scott Lockwood department, Section Site News Posted on Mon Mar 20, 2006 at 09:39:34 AM GMT
As you may, or may not have noticed, we've been being hit with comment spam. (5 comments, 113 words in story)

Ever notice how...
By Vladinator from the St. Vladinator department, Section The Pits of Hell Posted on Fri Mar 17, 2006 at 01:41:38 PM GMT
Ever notice how some people, who clearly have so much in common, sometimes look alike? (1 comment, 53 words in story)

A love they couldn't deny...
By Beef from the gullwing door department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Thu Feb 23, 2006 at 09:36:08 PM GMT
It was an experiment in time. But the one variable they forgot was love. (10 comments)

Mt. St. HelenseCX
By m0rk from the the mighty eruptor department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Mon Feb 20, 2006 at 06:56:50 AM GMT
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Attention Sand Negros!
By Vladinator, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Sun Feb 05, 2006 at 02:44:43 PM GMT
Suck it! (5 comments, 19 words in story)

Fun with GFP
By NerdGirl from the proteins I've worked with department, Section MLP Posted on Tue Jan 24, 2006 at 08:22:46 PM GMT
And this little piggy... (5 comments, 64 words in story)

New Party Tricks
By m0rk from the ronco one-pull aluminum can crusher department, Section MLP Posted on Thu Jan 19, 2006 at 09:04:50 PM GMT
please, please, please, do NOT try this at home!!! (3 comments, 14 words in story)

What the fuck is going on here?
By dirtyhippy42 from the naked people in a spiral department, Section eBay Stuff Posted on Mon Jan 16, 2006 at 12:18:55 PM GMT
Check this shit out If anyone can find out what the hell is up with that, please post a comment. (4 comments)

Ron Mexico's Little Brother Given the Boot
By MFS from the stupidity runs in the family department, Section News Posted on Mon Jan 09, 2006 at 05:15:44 PM GMT
Yes, friends, Ron Mexico's little brother was dismissed form the Hokies today. The state of Virginia can give a sigh of relief as the toking, alcohol offering, foot stomper has been removed by VaTech president Charles Steger. If only he had the balls to kick him out of the university as well. (2 comments, 146 words in story)

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