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What should DJ Vlad name his Radio Show? Vlad's Romper Room Vlad's House of Sex Vlad's House... ON a stick! Vlad the Impala The Wacky Ravin Retro Revolving Elevated Rubber Dementia Warp Gallefreyian Particle House Reading Room Funny Name Theater with Vlad (Spork not included) Vlad Trek Vlad's Virtual Victrola Vlad's Masterworks Staked Out, with Vlad Vlad's Stake-Out! Vlad's First Victim The Big Poke Theatre Vlad's Greetings from Pikesville Vlads generic Transylvanian named show! The Show With The Ever-Changing Name The show without a name A fistful of Vlad A few Vlads more Votes: 6 | Comments: 0 Results | Other Polls

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Holy Phuck!
By spork testes from the Spork Testicle department, Section Strange, but - true? Posted on Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 05:54:20 AM GMT
What a rush! I just remembered you people exist! Howse my boy CM? And that indian chick pig testicle? How is she? I can still out post every one of you, but I lack the inclination. (7 comments)

Just in case anyone is interested, my Blog has moved.
By Vladinator, Section Opinion & Editorials Posted on Sat Aug 05, 2006 at 11:31:21 AM GMT
It's now powered by blogger over here at blogspot. It's far more serious than your average MySpace blog (and MySpace in general) and contains lots of thoughts on politics, and much swearing. Not for children, the faint at heart, non-political people, or Republicans. Technogeekism not required, but helpful.

wow
By Vladinator, Section Religion Posted on Mon Jul 31, 2006 at 03:15:08 AM GMT
I'm betting that some Jihadist in Germany will end up blowing this chick away, or bombing her. (1 comment, 25 words in story)

It's a porn world after all
By Vladinator, Section MLP Posted on Thu Jul 06, 2006 at 10:07:45 AM GMT
Ha! (1 comment, 9 words in story)

Blatently stolen from K5...
By Vladinator from the Scot department, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Wed May 24, 2006 at 01:19:10 PM GMT
Here is the best reason EVAR to allow images in comments: (1 comment, 14 words in story)

Dear NSA...
By Beef from the ...a little more to the right... perfect! department, Section Fiction Posted on Sun May 21, 2006 at 07:48:15 PM GMT
Dear NSA, Q: Can I substitute margarine for butter in my Toll House cookie recipe? A: We know that you've been smoking pot. (1 comment)

NeoPets: I am a premium member, you can be, too!
By Vladinator from the Scott department, Section MLP Posted on Sun May 14, 2006 at 02:49:48 PM GMT
I have 15 referals left - If you are on NeoPets, and you want a referal, let me know here, what your neomail account is, and I'll send you one. Serious inquirys only, please. I'm trying to get more cool stuff, which I won't get if you just use the 15 day free trial. (1 comment, 316 words in story)

NeoPets: Avatars I have.
By Vladinator from the Scott department, Section MLP Posted on Sun May 14, 2006 at 02:35:09 PM GMT
So, I have 39% of the available Avatars. This actually isn't bad for someone who's only been playing for 8 months. (277 words in story)

Neopets: Avatars I don't have.
By Vladinator from the Scott department, Section MLP Posted on Sun May 14, 2006 at 02:31:10 PM GMT
Yawn. The Wings lost in the first round, so no hockey commentary this year. Instead, here's a list of the avatars I need at Neopets. (379 words in story)

Suck it, NHL!
By Beef from the Brian Elliot for President department, Section Meta Posted on Wed Apr 12, 2006 at 02:20:19 PM GMT
College hockey is teh rulz. (3 comments, 19 words in story)

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