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The Pope is Dead | 18 comments (18 topical, 0 hidden)

It will be quite some time (none / 0) (#4)
by Beef on Tue Apr 05, 2005 at 06:04:48 AM GMT

before we see a Pontiff of his like again.

You think he'll be beatified?

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I am interested....... (none / 0) (#5)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Tue Apr 05, 2005 at 03:08:21 PM GMT

to see who is chosen to be Pope this time. There is a chance it could be the man from Nigeria, who is African and that would be cool I think. Also the one guy who is the youngest of all the Cardinals that has a possible chance, I think he is from Guatemala, but I might be wrong on that one, I do know he is Hispanic.

I think it is time for a change and we need someone who is in touch with the people as well as the Vatican and can reach out to modern ideas without totally throwing them out because they are too liberal for the church.

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Current TradeSports odds (none / 0) (#7)
by Beef on Tue Apr 05, 2005 at 07:26:07 PM GMT

This is a futures market. Correct predictions pay off at 100 per share.

PAPACY.ITALY    39.8
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from Italy
PAPACY.HONDURAS    12.2
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from Honduras
PAPACY.NIGERIA    11.7
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from Nigeria
PAPACY.FRANCE    3.3
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from France
PAPACY.BRAZIL    9.3
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from Brazil
PAPACY.GERMANY    6.3
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from Germany
PAPACY.CUBA    1.7
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from Cuba
PAPACY.UK    0.7
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from the United Kingdom
PAPACY.ARGENTINA    4.1
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from Argentina
PAPACY.COLUMBIA    2.6
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from Columbia
PAPACY.AUSTRALIA    0.4
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from Australia
PAPACY.BELGIUM    1.6
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from Belgium
PAPACY.INDIA    1.4
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from India
PAPACY.USA    0.8
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from the USA
PAPACY.AUSTRIA    1.5
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from the Austria
PAPACY.FIELD    7.4
The Next Pope of the Roman Catholic Church to be from Any Other Country not listed

PAPACY.TETTAMANZI    23
Dionigi Tettamanzi (Italy) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.ARINZE    10
Francis Arinze (Nigeria) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.R-MARADIAGA    11.3
Cardinal Oscar Rodriguez Maradiaga(Honduras) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.HUMMES    10.5
Claudio Hummes(BRA) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.RATZINGER    7
Joseph Ratzinger (Germany) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.BATTISTA-RE    3
Giovanni Battista Re(Italy) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.LUSTIGER    2.5
Jean-Marie Lustiger (France) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.BERGOGLIO    3.5
Jorge Mario Bergoglio(Argentina) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.CAST-HOYOS    2
Dario Castrillion Hoyos (Colombia) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.DANEELS    1
Godfried Daneels (Belgium) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.Y-ALAMINO    1
Jaime Lucas Ortega y Alamino(Cuba) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.VON-SCHOENBRN    2.5
Count Christoph von Schoenborn(Austria) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.SODANO    2
Angelo Sodano (Italy) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.ANTONELLI    0.8
Ennio Antonelli(Italy) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.SEPE    1
Crescenzio Sepe (Italy) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.BIFFI    0.8
Giacomo Biffi(Italy) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.CIPRIANI    0.8
Juan Luis Cipriani(Italy) to succeed Pope John Paul II
PAPACY.FIELD    10.1
Field(all others) to succeed Pope John Paul II

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Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
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John Paul II (none / 0) (#6)
by Beef on Tue Apr 05, 2005 at 07:06:43 PM GMT

stacked the college with about 40 new Cardinals. The next Pope will almost certainly be a conservative.

I think one issue at hand will be whether the Church wants to focus on Third World evangelism or secular European evangelism. If they are looking to the Third World, Arinze (the Nigerian) would be a logical choice, and there are a few more conservative Papabili in Latin America as well (not that Latin America really needs a whole lot of Catholic evagelism).

Ratzinger would be the logical choice for a more European focus.

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Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
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Stacked the college? (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by Reza on Tue Apr 05, 2005 at 09:20:56 PM GMT

ALl but THREE who can vote were put in position by JPII...and a total of 117 can vote.

And, if you think back (or Google back), Cardinal Wojtyla was not on the "Top 10" list of any betting parlor or newsman. Anyone that goes behind those locked doors, could come out with the white robes. Betting on this game is almost a sure loss.

Just my 2c.

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Whoa. (none / 0) (#10)
by Beef on Tue Apr 05, 2005 at 09:33:54 PM GMT

that many?

Not surprising, I suppose, since he had been Pontiff for 26 years, and few Cardinals have that kind of life expectancy. I wouldn't expect that many to be left from Paul VI.

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Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
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Don't forget (none / 0) (#16)
by Vladinator on Thu Apr 07, 2005 at 08:43:23 AM GMT

JPII was the third longest reigning Pope in the history of the Papecy. As such, it shouldn't be much of a suprise that he appointed that many Cardinals. Don't be suprised if the next Pope is not ultra conservative.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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then.......... (none / 0) (#18)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Apr 07, 2005 at 09:32:01 AM GMT

Father Guido Sarducci does have a chance to be POPE?

Seriously, I hope the new Pope is more liberal, it would make things better for the church as a whole I think.

JP2 was a likeable sort and I am sorry he was so ill and passed as he did. Still, we all have to go sometime........and he was not young so I guess it is time to pass on the hat and go from there.

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incidentally (none / 0) (#17)
by Beef on Thu Apr 07, 2005 at 08:52:02 AM GMT

What I meant by the "40 new cardinals" is that I thought JPII expanded the college from 80 to 120. Or something like that. Not that he only appointed 40 cardinals.

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Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
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