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The Beginning of Sporks | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 hidden)
The proof I am who I say I am.... (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by evil spork on Sun Apr 24, 2005 at 08:30:50 PM GMT

http://slashdot.org/~evil_spork/journal/104834



OMG (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by MFS on Sun Apr 24, 2005 at 08:52:12 PM GMT

u r sooo teh bomb.

I think I was the 5th spork. evil, benevolent, neutral, apathetic, motherfuckin'

Then I made about 20 other spork accounts. I got 2 IPs banned, too.


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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/. trolling had gotten old for me at that point (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Beef on Sun Apr 24, 2005 at 09:41:41 PM GMT

I miss MEEPT.

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I wish I had made an account (none / 0) (#4)
by MFS on Sun Apr 24, 2005 at 09:44:39 PM GMT

when I first started reading the site... that would have been scary. Sadly, I didn't make an account for about 2 years. I did manage to get my first and primary account before 100000 rolled around, though.


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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What's really scary is (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by Beef on Mon Apr 25, 2005 at 02:33:12 PM GMT

I've been reading /. for 7 years now.  Well, really I only seriously read it from 1998-1999, but you know what I mean.  I was there before there were accounts, let alone a moderation system.  I remember the day they turned off comments entirely because they were sick of the trolls.  Heh, that went over well...

/. trolling jumped the shark when segfault.org imploded (early 2000, I think) and all of the segfault trolls invaded Planet Malda.

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No doubt (none / 0) (#7)
by Vladinator on Mon Apr 25, 2005 at 04:04:22 PM GMT

The shock and horror! I remember when /. had some tallented trolls, not the current GNAA business. It's like all the taltentless losers stuck around, and even the inspired psychopaths left. Trolltalk is now more like a 'wank of the day' site, posting porn. It's sad.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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do not insult the real trolls... (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by MFS on Mon Apr 25, 2005 at 08:37:29 PM GMT

the current shit can hardly be called "trolling"... they aren't even very good crapfloods.


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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They called my generation... (5.00 / 2) (#9)
by News For Turds on Tue Apr 26, 2005 at 05:29:12 AM GMT

the "blue collar trolls".  I have been reading slashfux off and on since around 1998 but only started reading comments around 2001 or so.  It was soon after that I jumped in and started crapfl0ding, mainly as an AC before I created News For Turds.

They called my generation the blue collar trolls.  We didn't put any thought into it for the most part.  Just tried to either piss people off or just fill the page with shit.

Then there was the CLIT.....

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That's about where I came in (5.00 / 1) (#11)
by Bold Marauder on Tue Apr 26, 2005 at 01:01:50 PM GMT

I started posting AC around 2000, not really formally trolling so much as flaming the slashtards for being pompous and elitist fucktards.

On an unrelated PC note; konqueror for Debian objects to my using the words 'tard' and 'konqueror'.

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Heh. (none / 0) (#10)
by Vladinator on Tue Apr 26, 2005 at 11:29:13 AM GMT

That was actually after the "Golden Age" of trolling, which was from about '97 to '99 or so, maybe a little into 2k, but not really.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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On the Web, yes. (5.00 / 2) (#12)
by Beef on Wed Apr 27, 2005 at 11:48:27 AM GMT

The "Golden Age" of trolling on the Net in general was from the start of The September That Never Ended (9/93) until about early 1997. Usenet and Email had a steady stream of newbies who prime fodder for the trolls. It was like shooting fish in a barrel for a while. As late as 1995 it was possible to bring Usenet to a screeching halt by crossposting a single message between alt.smokers and alt.support.lung-cancer (and whatever other newsgroups you felt like subjecting to the ensuing flamewar).

I got into the game in early 1996, just as the collective intelligence of the Net was rising back into the low-80s, and by the end of that year your standard troll tactics no longer worked. People actually learned basic skills like trimming the number of crossposted newsgroups, or that nothing good could come of any thread that was crossposted into alt.fan.karl-malden.nose. Those trollers that stuck around on Usenet were forced to feed their habit in alternative ways: either by staging flame wars with one another in "designated flame areas" like alt.flame, or by engaging in ever-more destructive means of newsgroup torture. Since plain trolls were ineffective, the trollers resorted to "invasions," flooding, cascading, and forgery. Thus ended the "Golden Age."

Interestingly enough, just as standard trolling became ineffective on Usenet, the Web was transitioning from an informational medium to a discussion medium. Web-boards replaced newsgroups. A whole new batch of newbies - younger, dumber, and about 100x the size of the 93-96 batch - flooded the intarwebs. This was the start of what you term the "Golden Age of Trolling." It was actually nowhere near as interesting as the "Golden Age" on Usenet. On a web-board, the owner can swiftly deal with any disruptive individual. Usenet has no "central authority," leading to endless discussions among the Usenet elite as to who was responsible for whose bad behavior, what sites should be "banned" from the rest of the network, what sort of vigilantism was appropriate to protect the greater good, etc. The hand-wringing going on in news.admin.net-abuse.usenet alone made the whole trolling enterprise worthwhile.

Here's an example of a classic troll. This one originally appeared in a bunch of kids' newsgroups in 1995.

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