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Startled Turtle(s) | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)
+1^10, Turtle Porn Segue Turdle Scat (5.00 / 3) (#1)
by m0rk on Wed Apr 20, 2005 at 11:38:05 PM GMT

On this, a very related note. I am house sitting. My duties include talking care of Cecil, a two year old , ~12" long, box turtle.

Well, I was giving Cecil a bath (I filled the sink up about an inch and a half and parked him in it for a while with the water running). I left for a while and came back. The warm water fully relaxed him and he took the HUGEST SHIT I've ever seen a turtle take!

I will have a very hard time not to use Turdle as the way to spell Turtle.

BTW, FP.





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