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I demand an explanation | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

I have no clue... (5.00 / 3) (#1)
by MFS on Thu Apr 14, 2005 at 09:56:55 PM GMT

she's not even pretty... and she about as bright as a box of rocks with the personality of a piece of wood...

...fuck that... wood is far more enjoyable...<P
When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...

Too ugly, too dumb (5.00 / 2) (#6)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Apr 15, 2005 at 10:24:04 PM GMT

That's what gets me. I have never, not even once, seen a photo of Paris Hilton where she looked even marginally acceptable; much less attractive.

I think Linda's right; it's all financed. That being the case -- why do people buy it?

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The Name, The Heiress, The Stupid Video, Etc (5.00 / 2) (#7)
by m0rk on Sat Apr 16, 2005 at 08:29:37 AM GMT

She's yet another media Princess. It's okay for them to focus on her dirty girl status because she's got abolutely nothing to lose. She's Teflon in modern terms. Unfortunately, Teflon cooking surfaces cause things we have to determine.

In short, no cooking with Paris!

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