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Episode III: A Lost Hope - Trailer | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden)

I was waiting for something like... (5.00 / 2) (#8)
by Beef on Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 07:11:54 PM GMT

-Mmmm! By the Force, Yoda! This is some serious gourmet gruel! Usually, me and Dob-Nin would be happy with some freeze-dried Bantha's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?

-Knock it off you will, Mace.

-[pause] What?

-Need you to tell me how fucking good my gruel is, I don't, okay? The one who buys it I am. Know of how good it is, I do. When Bonnie goes shopping shit she is buying. Me, the gourmet expensive stuff I buy, for when I drink it I do,
taste it I must. But know you what's on my mind right now? Gruel in my kitchen, it AIN'T. Dead wookie in my garage it is.

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Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
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Hahahahahaha! (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by Vladinator on Wed Mar 23, 2005 at 08:23:48 PM GMT

[Mace] We need pulse cannons for this job.
[Obi-Wan] How many are in there?
[Mace] Three, maybe four.
[Obi-Wan] Does that include our Gungan?
[Mace] I don't know.
[Obi-Wan] So there could be as many as what, 5 guys in there?
[Mace] Yeah.
[Obi-Wan] We need fucking pulse cannons for this job. Slams speeder trunk closed.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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Episode III: A Lost Hope - Trailer | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden)

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