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Help keep SRU online, help keep Scott out of Jail | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

jailhouse butt-rape (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by dirtyhippy42 on Wed Nov 23, 2005 at 06:55:33 PM GMT

i can give you some tips on going to jail. for instance stay away from tweakers. learn how to make picture frames out of candy wrappers so you can sell them for envelopes. as long as you're not going to prison you shouldn't have to worry about getting butt raped. learn how to play lots of card games before you go in. i feel bad for you man. you could always just join the french foreign legion. you sign up for five years then you're a french citizen. fun! and they teach you french. or you could just go to california. i hear they don't extradite to other states for child support. could have just been a rumor tho. lah.
Better loving through chemistry.

Help keep SRU online, help keep Scott out of Jail | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

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