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I want a cat | 9 comments (6 topical, 0 hidden)
If you wish, (5.00 / 2) (#8)
by Strom Thurmond on Tue Feb 08, 2005 at 06:29:53 PM GMT

You can pet and stroke my penis.

If you do it just right, you'll get a surprise!

I'm a very pretty pony!


Wow. (none / 0) (#9)
by Beef on Wed Feb 09, 2005 at 09:39:50 AM GMT

I hope I can still jizz at age 103.

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