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Uh uh (none / 0) (#2)
by l33t j03 on Thu Sep 02, 2004 at 05:32:47 AM GMT

No foxes. I might wear one as a hat, but I wouldn't eat it. Never eaten groundhog either, and I'm not from West Virginia.

I have eaten beaver. Seriously. Not cunnilingus, the actual animal. And I'd do it again.

Reagan thought it all up one night while drinking Bourbon with Satan.
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Good thing you clarified that! (none / 0) (#4)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Sep 03, 2004 at 12:45:53 PM GMT

Many on here would have had a field day with that one! "I have eaten beaver and would do it again!"

I have only eaten deer, and quail and wild turkeys and ducks. I can't eat rabbits because I had them as pets as a kid and I just can't do it!! Squirrels and rabbits are rodents so that puts them out of my diet anyway.

You would wear a fox??? UGH!! I had an aunt, back in the day, who wore this damn fox fur all the time with her coat in the winter. It had his head and all and it fastened together by way of his mouth holding his tail. It was awful!! I just can't wear stuff like that, although I dont' really have a problem with others doing so.

Mostly because I am allergic to animal fur and wool, so my choices are sort of limited in that area. Cotton is a good thing!! :-)

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A field day? (none / 0) (#5)
by Beef on Fri Sep 03, 2004 at 07:25:37 PM GMT

You make it sound like licking pussy is somehow a strange, deviant, or exotic thing for a straight guy to do. I don't know a straight guy in a sexually active relationship who doesn't do it. Why would people here have a field day with that?

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Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
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Just because he didn't clarify it......... (none / 0) (#7)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sat Sep 04, 2004 at 02:56:43 PM GMT

they would have had fun with it. He knew that I am sure and is why he did clarify it. :-)

There is nothing abnormal or deviant about it and I never said it was. You certainly seem to read a lot into something that is said that isn't there.

Now, to take up something you said........"Normal male". Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I have yet to meet one of those.

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I didn't say "normal male" (none / 0) (#8)
by Beef on Mon Sep 06, 2004 at 02:16:06 PM GMT

I said "straight guy." Two entirely different things.

Some of the most normal people I have ever met have been gay.

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Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
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of course they are! (none / 0) (#9)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Mon Sep 06, 2004 at 03:06:00 PM GMT

And you are quite right about the 'normal' part in that a lot of gay people are more normal than supposedly 'normal' ones are.

As for your comment about 'straight' males licking pussy, I really don't think many homosexual males would be licking pussy do you???

I am giving you a hard time, don't take me too seriously.....your comments are pretty much inline with the way I think. I am too liberal minded for the area I live in and I catch a lot of flack for it. It is hard to live in a Southern Baptist, Conservative area and be liberal minded and not be snickered at for it.

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Could be worse (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Sep 06, 2004 at 03:42:35 PM GMT

Where I live is a happy mix of far-right wing republicans, white surpremists and conservative mid-western retirees (people who leave the mid-west because it's "gotten too liberal").

Most people I meet make Pat Buchanan look like Abbie Hoffman.

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