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I'm Rob Malda, and I'm a Hooker | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)
Here Rob, this should help. (5.00 / 6) (#1)
by cyborg monkey on Thu Sep 26, 2002 at 03:38:41 PM GMT

young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
there's no need to be unhappy.

young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
you can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
many ways to have a good time.

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
you can do whatever you feel ...

young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
but you got to know this one thing!

no man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
and just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

you can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
you can do whatever you feel ...

young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...

that's when someone came up to me,
and said, young man, take a walk up the street.
there's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
they can start you back on your way.

it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
it's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

they have everything for you men to enjoy,
you can hang out with all the boys ...

y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.

young man, young man, are you listening to me?
young man, young man, what do you wanna be?



Is this the 7 inch or 12 inch version? (none / 0) (#3)
by BringBackATV on Thu Sep 26, 2002 at 10:01:24 PM GMT

Oh, by the way, possibly the best ever disgusting Slashdot slash story would have to be Anonymous Pancake's masterpiece.


-- No thanks, I would not like sugar with my cornflakes
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-1 Improper Use of Term (none / 0) (#4)
by cyborg monkey on Thu Sep 26, 2002 at 10:05:31 PM GMT

Felching involves removing fluid from the arse, with a straw.

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On top of putting the whole set of lyrics to YMCA (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Sep 27, 2002 at 12:40:54 AM GMT

here, you also give us this little piece of info on felching being the removal of fluid from the arse with a straw.  

Why is it that I really worry about you sometimes?

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Not just fluid... (none / 0) (#7)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Sep 27, 2002 at 12:56:17 AM GMT

...but fluid that had been deposited by a "visitor".

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Enough (none / 0) (#8)
by Strom Thurmond on Fri Sep 27, 2002 at 01:32:04 AM GMT

of the felching talk.

Please.

I'm a very pretty pony!


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