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You ride the short bus, huh? (none / 0) (#6)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Aug 30, 2002 at 11:31:45 AM GMT

en tee

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No, but I ride your mom (none / 0) (#7)
by Marco on Fri Aug 30, 2002 at 12:35:58 PM GMT

Your father wanted to have sex with me too, since he's so fucking gay, but I told him I rather do cyborgs than monkeys.

- Marco
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What? (none / 0) (#9)
by BiscuitsNGravy on Fri Aug 30, 2002 at 02:55:11 PM GMT

His dad is a gay monkey? But you "rather do" cyborgs. What if the cyborg had counter-rotating blades in the anus? Would you still "rather do" it? What if the gay monkey had a hottie (human) friend that would join in as a threesome? Doesn't the gay monkey option look a little more attractive now?

In short, you are a dumbass.

I thought the rule was no sig changing.
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I fear your sense of logic (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by MFS on Fri Aug 30, 2002 at 03:38:51 PM GMT

no, really!

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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Guess that would be yes to the short bus question. (none / 0) (#8)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Aug 30, 2002 at 01:52:53 PM GMT

So, the only reason you turned down the advances of my father (who is "so fucking gay") is because you would rather have sex with a cyborg?

Great work there...

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Sex with cyborgs is great... (none / 0) (#11)
by Marco on Sat Aug 31, 2002 at 05:30:45 PM GMT

..and you should know that, since I'm sure you tested how it'd be like to sleep with your cyborg mom.

Now shut up and connect her to the charger. Tell her that good 'ol uncle Marco is coming for a visit tomorrow.

- Marco
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Lame. (none / 0) (#12)
by cyborg monkey on Sun Sep 01, 2002 at 07:31:06 PM GMT

Don't even bother posting to my comments until you get your shit together.

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IAgreeWithThisPost (none / 0) (#13)
by BiscuitsNGravy on Sun Sep 01, 2002 at 10:21:41 PM GMT

I'd like to see you dump all your shit on c_m, so please do get it together first.

I thought the rule was no sig changing.
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Gee, I thought we were pals.... (none / 0) (#14)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Sep 02, 2002 at 11:50:41 AM GMT

Guess I don't have any friends around here....

Would you like to be my friend?

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No thanks (none / 0) (#16)
by BiscuitsNGravy on Mon Sep 02, 2002 at 05:54:29 PM GMT

friends don't let friends anally rape them.

I thought the rule was no sig changing.
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Excellent point... (none / 0) (#17)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Sep 02, 2002 at 06:32:50 PM GMT

Now try to make some fucking sense. I guess getting blowjobs from handybundler has trasfered the stupid to ya.

For gawd's sake, wear a condom next time.

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I was reading your post (none / 0) (#18)
by BiscuitsNGravy on Mon Sep 02, 2002 at 11:46:57 PM GMT

when I went into a coma due to boredom. All I remember is the word "blowjob". Are you buyin'?

I thought the rule was no sig changing.
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If he doesn't want to be your freind, (none / 0) (#15)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Mon Sep 02, 2002 at 05:51:10 PM GMT

then I will be your freind. BWHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAA!

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