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Percocet Sucks Ass | 31 comments (31 topical, 0 hidden)

MFS (none / 0) (#7)
by spork testicle on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 04:27:23 PM GMT

You dont have any sharper rigs than I do, I guarantee that. The optimium size is of course, 50 units or 1/2 cc. Any larger and you lose fine grained control, any smaller and you dont have enough capacity.

wrongo boyo (none / 0) (#8)
by MFS on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 04:46:53 PM GMT

you clearly forget what I do and where I work... I can litterally get whatever I want, which is why its terribly ironic that I work there, since I despise drugs.

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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Your point is? (none / 0) (#9)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 05:04:19 PM GMT

I am an IT Manager, and yet I hate computers.

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CYBORG_MONKEY PIC FOUND!!!!! (3.33 / 3) (#19)
by j0nkatz on Fri Jul 12, 2002 at 01:07:34 AM GMT

And that's the bottom line! 'Cuz Stone Troll j0nkatz said so!
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Ripped open ass (none / 0) (#29)
by marollf on Wed Sep 24, 2003 at 07:28:16 PM GMT

Check out this picture: http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/

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Ripped open asshole (none / 0) (#24)
by marollf on Wed Sep 24, 2003 at 07:20:33 PM GMT

What the hell is this picture? Is this for real? If so, can someone tell me the story behind this behind? This picture is very interesting and very gross. I am just wondering if this is real?

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Wow! (none / 0) (#21)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Jul 12, 2002 at 11:33:10 AM GMT

How completely original! I would have never thought that would be SO hilarious.

Damn, j0nkatz, you have run out of ideas?

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you're still mad about this? (none / 0) (#22)
by Pen1s Sp0rk Guy on Sat Jul 13, 2002 at 02:38:40 AM GMT

Okay, I won't tell any one you were carrying on the other day about eating a sandwich made with Real Man-Aise.

psg say it w/a ps
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I know (none / 0) (#20)
by Pen1s Sp0rk Guy on Fri Jul 12, 2002 at 01:46:19 AM GMT

he's really in to IIS but, damn, that's of testimonial proportions!

psg say it w/a ps
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irony, eh? (none / 0) (#10)
by MFS on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 06:49:24 PM GMT

or perhaps we're all just stupid or insane (or both...)

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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HHHhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!! (none / 0) (#11)
by Vladinator on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 06:51:55 PM GMT

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"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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I will behave (none / 0) (#27)
by marollf on Wed Sep 24, 2003 at 07:25:19 PM GMT

Why behave?

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No you won't! (none / 0) (#17)
by Reza on Thu Jul 11, 2002 at 02:42:55 AM GMT

Why are you trying to convince yourself otherwise?

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you tell me... (none / 0) (#18)
by MFS on Thu Jul 11, 2002 at 03:09:20 AM GMT

hmm...

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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interesting... (5.00 / 2) (#12)
by MFS on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 07:30:31 PM GMT

has Reza been "punishing" you?

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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Not as such (none / 0) (#13)
by Vladinator on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 07:44:37 PM GMT

though, if I ask nicely...

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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well then (none / 0) (#14)
by MFS on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 08:59:34 PM GMT

what's stopping you?

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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What makes you think (none / 0) (#15)
by Vladinator on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 10:20:44 PM GMT

that I stoped?

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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stoped? (none / 0) (#26)
by marollf on Wed Sep 24, 2003 at 07:24:49 PM GMT

What exactly is the meaning of 'stoped'?

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hmm... (none / 0) (#16)
by MFS on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 11:32:12 PM GMT

good point.

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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