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Percocet Sucks Ass | 31 comments (31 topical, 0 hidden)
d00d, you didnt take enough, and .... (none / 0) (#5)
by spork testicle on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 02:58:46 PM GMT

You didnt administer it intravenously!

I can lend you a sharp rig if you need one, just let me know.

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!



ques (none / 0) (#31)
by LuvBug on Sun Apr 04, 2004 at 03:33:15 PM GMT

hey what are the numbers on a perc 10

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Is this page dead? (none / 0) (#30)
by marollf on Wed Sep 24, 2003 at 07:32:10 PM GMT

Is this page dead? Is anyone here?

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ratings (none / 0) (#28)
by marollf on Wed Sep 24, 2003 at 07:27:08 PM GMT

Umm, can someone tell me what the 'ratings' mean?

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Percocet (none / 0) (#23)
by marollf on Wed Sep 24, 2003 at 07:16:13 PM GMT

Percocet is great for those of us who enjoy the buzz. You must not be a drug user, some of us are. I can admit that I like to get my buzz on and Percocet is great. It does however take some getting used to. At first, yes you feel lightheaded and nauseated, but once you get past that, it's actually a nice high. You must not like getting high, which is fine, that's your decision. I just felt like I needed to defend the opiates you claim to detest so much and defend all of us who enjoy them. It is an aquired taste so to speak, but like I said, you can get a really nice buzz if you get enough oxycodone or hydrocodone in your system. I am apparently not the only one who feels this way. I know people who pay 5 bucks a pill for 7.5 Percocet and like 40 or 50 bucks a pill for 80 mgs of Oxycontin (another form of oxycodone). Millions of us can't be wrong, we are entitled to our opinion as are you. Maybe your problem is that you enjoy your sobriety, or maybe you are into 'uppers'. If you do like to get high, then give the percs a fair chance, and if you really really don't like them, then send them to me. By the way, what in the hell is that picture with the guy with the ripped open asshole? Is that a real picture and if so, what the fuck is that all about?
Signed
An opiate junkie

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d00d (none / 0) (#6)
by MFS on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 03:43:57 PM GMT

think about what you're saying. I guarantee that I have access to better drug-usage hardware than you could ever dream of. Either way, oxycodone sucks.

Day 3 and I'm much happier and awake on ibuprofen.

I can actually walk around now.


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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MFS (none / 0) (#7)
by spork testicle on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 04:27:23 PM GMT

You dont have any sharper rigs than I do, I guarantee that. The optimium size is of course, 50 units or 1/2 cc. Any larger and you lose fine grained control, any smaller and you dont have enough capacity.

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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wrongo boyo (none / 0) (#8)
by MFS on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 04:46:53 PM GMT

you clearly forget what I do and where I work... I can litterally get whatever I want, which is why its terribly ironic that I work there, since I despise drugs.


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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Your point is? (none / 0) (#9)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 05:04:19 PM GMT

I am an IT Manager, and yet I hate computers.

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CYBORG_MONKEY PIC FOUND!!!!! (3.33 / 3) (#19)
by j0nkatz on Fri Jul 12, 2002 at 01:07:34 AM GMT



And that's the bottom line! 'Cuz Stone Troll j0nkatz said so!
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Ripped open ass (none / 0) (#29)
by marollf on Wed Sep 24, 2003 at 07:28:16 PM GMT

Check out this picture:  http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/


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Ripped open asshole (none / 0) (#24)
by marollf on Wed Sep 24, 2003 at 07:20:33 PM GMT

What the hell is this picture? Is this for real? If so, can someone tell me the story behind this behind? This picture is very interesting and very gross. I am just wondering if this is real?

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Wow! (none / 0) (#21)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Jul 12, 2002 at 11:33:10 AM GMT

How completely original!  I would have never thought that would be SO hilarious.

Damn, j0nkatz, you have run out of ideas?

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you're still mad about this? (none / 0) (#22)
by Pen1s Sp0rk Guy on Sat Jul 13, 2002 at 02:38:40 AM GMT

Okay, I won't tell any one you were carrying on the other day about eating a sandwich made with Real Man-Aise.


psg say it w/a ps
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I know (none / 0) (#20)
by Pen1s Sp0rk Guy on Fri Jul 12, 2002 at 01:46:19 AM GMT

he's really in to IIS but, damn, that's of testimonial proportions!


psg say it w/a ps
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irony, eh? (none / 0) (#10)
by MFS on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 06:49:24 PM GMT

or perhaps we're all just stupid or insane (or both...)


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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HHHhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!! (none / 0) (#11)
by Vladinator on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 06:51:55 PM GMT

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"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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I will behave (none / 0) (#27)
by marollf on Wed Sep 24, 2003 at 07:25:19 PM GMT

Why behave?

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No you won't! (none / 0) (#17)
by Reza on Thu Jul 11, 2002 at 02:42:55 AM GMT

Why are you trying to convince yourself otherwise?

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you tell me... (none / 0) (#18)
by MFS on Thu Jul 11, 2002 at 03:09:20 AM GMT

hmm...


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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interesting... (5.00 / 2) (#12)
by MFS on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 07:30:31 PM GMT

has Reza been "punishing" you?


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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Not as such (none / 0) (#13)
by Vladinator on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 07:44:37 PM GMT

though, if I ask nicely...

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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well then (none / 0) (#14)
by MFS on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 08:59:34 PM GMT

what's stopping you?


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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What makes you think (none / 0) (#15)
by Vladinator on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 10:20:44 PM GMT

that I stoped?

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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stoped? (none / 0) (#26)
by marollf on Wed Sep 24, 2003 at 07:24:49 PM GMT

What exactly is the meaning of 'stoped'?

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hmm... (none / 0) (#16)
by MFS on Wed Jul 10, 2002 at 11:32:12 PM GMT

good point.


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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