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Christmas compilation | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden)

FIRST POST! (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 02:08:15 PM GMT

First, let me state that the FirstPostRobot and all of its variants are a complete fraud. Do not be fooled. Only Bone-O-Rama is capable of Automated First Post Goodness (c). Bone-O-Rama is quality software, written in Visual Basic.Net and released under the GPL.

Included features:

* Completely configurable
* GUI or character based interface
* Use the included database of clever first post comments or add your own!
* Post unattended or at a pre-determined time.
* Login and post via anonymous proxy.
* Duplicate story check option. If enabled, it will verify whether the story is unique and modify the post accordingly.
Additional features that the competition does not offer.
* PostStalker: Enter the user ID of someone you wish to stalk and every post that user makes will get an automatic response! Choose Civil or Flamewar.
* StoryQueStalker: Submit stories that are mined from Google, Yahoo and CNN as legit stories with links. Automatically!
*KarmaStalker: With this feature, your account can be tracked and karma calculated. No more Positive/Negative silliness.

If you, or your friends would like in on the first post lifestyle, there is no better way than to Bone-O-Rama your way to the top!
This post created using the magnificent Bone-O-Rama © 2002 cyborg_monkey LLC

And where do I get my claws on this fine product? (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Dead Penis Bird on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 03:11:12 PM GMT

If I weren't nailed to the penis, I'd be pushing up the daisies!
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You know the drill (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by BiscuitsNGravy on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 03:26:30 PM GMT

Check his pants.

I thought the rule was no sig changing.
[ Parent ]

True... (5.00 / 2) (#5)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 03:33:21 PM GMT

You had to learn the hard way, right? (pun intended)

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Ha (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Big Dogs Cock on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 03:08:56 PM GMT

I never use a bot. All of my first posts are genuine hand-crafted results of repeatedly pressing the F5 key.

Unfortunately, I can't find my "first Bowie post" which was a classic.

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Fair enough. (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 03:37:27 PM GMT

But that explains why you are a FPP (First Post Pussy).

Me, well I am better than Mick the First Post Masta.

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Nay (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by Big Dogs Cock on Fri Dec 20, 2002 at 04:37:51 PM GMT

Hand-crafted fist posts are collectors items now. Do you know how much people will pay for a hand made RIAA story first post?

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