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Stuff to do in Rome | 33 comments (33 topical, 0 hidden)
Fix those tags pls. Thx. (none / 0) (#9)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:12:55 AM GMT

the tea they serve alphabetically after m.

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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We're not going to fix your shit (3.00 / 2) (#21)
by Marco on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:45:15 PM GMT

And furthermore: I do keep a travel journal in order to remember what I did. It's really nice to look at it after several years. It might look lame to you, but your nick is much more lame. You're a bad spork! and probably even more lifeless than me.

And I don't pray. I have no god.

- Marco
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And another thing: (none / 0) (#23)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:50:40 PM GMT

Did you have any pesto gnocci from one of those little mom and pop shops? Man is that some tasty eating.

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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Check your journal .... (3.00 / 2) (#24)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:51:08 PM GMT

If you dont rememeber.

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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Sure, Bite the Messenger! (1.00 / 1) (#22)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:49:32 PM GMT

All I did was deliver that shit! Honest!

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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Fuck off!! (5.00 / 1) (#25)
by Marco on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:51:54 PM GMT

Don't hide behind that "messenger" shit. Fight like a real spork!

- Marco
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We can't fix the tags in your post. (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:19:25 AM GMT

But we can delete the post, like yesterday's garbage.

HTH.  HAND.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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"We" deleted posts? (1.00 / 1) (#19)
by BiscuitsNGravy on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 01:25:23 PM GMT

That doesn't sound like something "we" would do. It sounds like something you would do, but I can't imagine you've been left with editorial powers after you had your hissy fit last week.

I thought the rule was no sig changing.
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Am I to believe ... (none / 0) (#11)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:24:49 AM GMT

that my having a nice day is somehow contingent on your help?

That would be like saying that the ocean needs your consent to continue its tidal action.

That would be like tantamount to the sun needing your permission to continue its nukuler friction! I mean come the fuck on!

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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Damn straight they need my permission. (none / 0) (#12)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:26:41 AM GMT

lim (n/x)
x->t

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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d00d (none / 0) (#13)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:34:23 AM GMT

You are supposed to be math savie? You couldnt fucking do reeman sums let alone integartion.

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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::::::Flame War Intermission::::::: (none / 0) (#14)
by handybundler on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:48:24 AM GMT





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Pardon me but (1.00 / 1) (#15)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 04:43:16 AM GMT

me engaging in a flame war with 5000 would be exactly like if an antlepoe engaged a torotise in a spirnting race.

I mean, does anyone think the torotise can spirnt? I fucking well think not.

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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Hello Mr. Tortoise. (none / 0) (#16)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 04:55:31 AM GMT

I should feel sorry for you, but I don't.

YHL.  FOAD.  YAAD.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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Thats it? (1.00 / 1) (#17)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 05:06:30 AM GMT

My opinion of you is cemented. You are completely lacking in fibre and pitch, not to mention tempo. Although you are full of tempoo.

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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Like I really care what your opinion is? (none / 0) (#18)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 05:11:15 AM GMT

d00d.  Settle down.  You lost.  No shame in that.

You hurt my feelings.  I thought we were friends.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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One last thing ... (1.00 / 1) (#20)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:29:53 PM GMT

... I thought we were friends ...

To the extent that a righteous gentle man of wisdom and love and justice can be friends with a stinky unwashed unlearned arab camel-fucker, sure, we can be friends.

And before you post your next really witty comeback along the lines of "I didnt know you fucked camels" or something equally clueless, allow me to make it clear that the man of wisdom in the comparison is obviously the one with the PhD.

Thank. You.

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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Please take your PhD (none / 0) (#26)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:59:08 PM GMT

And shove it up your ass.

You clearly got that thing from responding to one of those little e-mails Re: UNIVERSITY DIPLOMAS.

It's probably written in crayon, too.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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Gee I wonder ... (none / 0) (#29)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 03:19:09 PM GMT

Should I spend the time to mod all of your comments 1?

Naw. Not worth it.

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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Finally! (none / 0) (#30)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 03:23:05 PM GMT

You yield to the power of my "syntactic sugar".  Now go give me 5's like a good disciple!

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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You are probably right (none / 0) (#27)
by BiscuitsNGravy on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 03:11:06 PM GMT

And just what does that say about your own stupidity, that you can't even earn a qualification-free diploma?

I thought the rule was no sig changing.
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Fuck off Plumpernickel! (none / 0) (#28)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 03:16:16 PM GMT

Get your own flame war!

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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PS5k == Klerck (none / 0) (#31)
by BiscuitsNGravy on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 07:02:50 PM GMT

That would explain why Klerck is suddenly peppering tt with his homosexual fantasies and generally making an ass of himself.

I thought the rule was no sig changing.
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No. (5.00 / 1) (#33)
by Marco on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 10:01:21 PM GMT

Klerck does that because he can't widen pages anymore. The strange thing is that he claims he's the passive kind ("I like to get buttfucked"), and I was sure that the widening implied he's the ACTIVE kind.

PS: Can I get your recipe? It sounds tasty.

- Marco
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BnG == Ball of Snot. (none / 0) (#32)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 07:43:37 PM GMT

Self explanatory.

I don't even read /. anymore, no less post anything.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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