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Stuff to do in Rome | 33 comments (33 topical, 0 hidden)

Cute gypsy girls (none / 0) (#5)
by Marco on Sun Nov 03, 2002 at 06:11:31 PM GMT

When I've been in Rome at 1997, it happened that sometimes two gypsy girls or more would come towards you.

One would ask you what's the time, while pointing on her hand (so you'll look on it) while the other would get too close to you while holding a paper, and that paper would cover your pouch. The same girl would try to open your obscured pouch and take anything of value from it.

Does it still happen? I almost got my camera and my travel journal stolen that way.. the second time it happened I tried to take a photo of those girls. Unfortunately the picture got burned. Damn chemical cameras.. I hope they get outdated soon.

- Marco

WARNING! KLAXXON! GAYWAD HIPPIE LIBERAL TREEHUGGER (1.00 / 1) (#8)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:11:29 AM GMT

<i>...I almost got my camera and my travel journal stolen that way ...</i>

What the fuck? Have we stumbled into an episode of "the paintywaists at church retreat time"? I mean shit on the pope's pink testicles, but who the fuck keeps a travel journal? Did you -- gasp -- miss reporting on any of the hold-my-breath-waiting-for-the-next-word-its-so-interesting days?

Do you also brush your teeth before and after you eat? Do you always pray kneeling, with your hands clasped like a good little christian? Do you sing fucking cum-by-goo or whatever around the campfire?

Fix those tags pls. Thx. (none / 0) (#9)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:12:55 AM GMT

the tea they serve alphabetically after m.

We're not going to fix your shit (3.00 / 2) (#21)
by Marco on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:45:15 PM GMT

And furthermore: I do keep a travel journal in order to remember what I did. It's really nice to look at it after several years. It might look lame to you, but your nick is much more lame. You're a bad spork! and probably even more lifeless than me.

And I don't pray. I have no god.

- Marco
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And another thing: (none / 0) (#23)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:50:40 PM GMT

Did you have any pesto gnocci from one of those little mom and pop shops? Man is that some tasty eating.

Check your journal .... (3.00 / 2) (#24)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:51:08 PM GMT

If you dont rememeber.

Sure, Bite the Messenger! (1.00 / 1) (#22)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:49:32 PM GMT

All I did was deliver that shit! Honest!

Fuck off!! (5.00 / 1) (#25)
by Marco on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:51:54 PM GMT

Don't hide behind that "messenger" shit. Fight like a real spork!

- Marco
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We can't fix the tags in your post. (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:19:25 AM GMT

But we can delete the post, like yesterday's garbage.

HTH. HAND.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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"We" deleted posts? (1.00 / 1) (#19)
by BiscuitsNGravy on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 01:25:23 PM GMT

That doesn't sound like something "we" would do. It sounds like something you would do, but I can't imagine you've been left with editorial powers after you had your hissy fit last week.

I thought the rule was no sig changing.
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Am I to believe ... (none / 0) (#11)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:24:49 AM GMT

that my having a nice day is somehow contingent on your help?

That would be like saying that the ocean needs your consent to continue its tidal action.

That would be like tantamount to the sun needing your permission to continue its nukuler friction! I mean come the fuck on!

Damn straight they need my permission. (none / 0) (#12)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:26:41 AM GMT

lim (n/x)
x->t

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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d00d (none / 0) (#13)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:34:23 AM GMT

You are supposed to be math savie? You couldnt fucking do reeman sums let alone integartion.

::::::Flame War Intermission::::::: (none / 0) (#14)
by handybundler on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:48:24 AM GMT

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Pardon me but (1.00 / 1) (#15)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 04:43:16 AM GMT

me engaging in a flame war with 5000 would be exactly like if an antlepoe engaged a torotise in a spirnting race.

I mean, does anyone think the torotise can spirnt? I fucking well think not.

Hello Mr. Tortoise. (none / 0) (#16)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 04:55:31 AM GMT

I should feel sorry for you, but I don't.

YHL. FOAD. YAAD.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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Thats it? (1.00 / 1) (#17)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 05:06:30 AM GMT

My opinion of you is cemented. You are completely lacking in fibre and pitch, not to mention tempo. Although you are full of tempoo.

Like I really care what your opinion is? (none / 0) (#18)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 05:11:15 AM GMT

d00d. Settle down. You lost. No shame in that.

You hurt my feelings. I thought we were friends.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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One last thing ... (1.00 / 1) (#20)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:29:53 PM GMT

... I thought we were friends ...

To the extent that a righteous gentle man of wisdom and love and justice can be friends with a stinky unwashed unlearned arab camel-fucker, sure, we can be friends.

And before you post your next really witty comeback along the lines of "I didnt know you fucked camels" or something equally clueless, allow me to make it clear that the man of wisdom in the comparison is obviously the one with the PhD.

Thank. You.

Please take your PhD (none / 0) (#26)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 02:59:08 PM GMT

And shove it up your ass.

You clearly got that thing from responding to one of those little e-mails Re: UNIVERSITY DIPLOMAS.

It's probably written in crayon, too.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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Gee I wonder ... (none / 0) (#29)
by spork testicle on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 03:19:09 PM GMT

Should I spend the time to mod all of your comments 1?

Naw. Not worth it.

Finally! (none / 0) (#30)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 03:23:05 PM GMT

You yield to the power of my "syntactic sugar". Now go give me 5's like a good disciple!

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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You are probably right (none / 0) (#27)
by BiscuitsNGravy on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 03:11:06 PM GMT

And just what does that say about your own stupidity, that you can't even earn a qualification-free diploma?

I thought the rule was no sig changing.
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Fuck off Plumpernickel! (none / 0) (#28)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 03:16:16 PM GMT

Get your own flame war!

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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PS5k == Klerck (none / 0) (#31)
by BiscuitsNGravy on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 07:02:50 PM GMT

That would explain why Klerck is suddenly peppering tt with his homosexual fantasies and generally making an ass of himself.

I thought the rule was no sig changing.
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No. (5.00 / 1) (#33)
by Marco on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 10:01:21 PM GMT

Klerck does that because he can't widen pages anymore. The strange thing is that he claims he's the passive kind ("I like to get buttfucked"), and I was sure that the widening implied he's the ACTIVE kind.

PS: Can I get your recipe? It sounds tasty.

- Marco
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BnG == Ball of Snot. (none / 0) (#32)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Nov 04, 2002 at 07:43:37 PM GMT

Self explanatory.

I don't even read /. anymore, no less post anything.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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this one time (none / 0) (#6)
by handybundler on Sun Nov 03, 2002 at 07:42:09 PM GMT

when I was at band camp, well, I never really went to band camp per se but some one, some where, went to band camp. Any way, you get the idea. While at band camp it came time to shower and this kid wore his underwear in to the shower. We think he was definitely odd. Or at least I did. But who am I to say right?

Well any way, back to showering at band camp. This kid would get his underwear soaked in the shower and then put his pants back on and go to lunch in the cafeteria.

So, back to band camp. Ummm. Played a lot of music. Partied a little when we could behind the instructors' backs. Heck, some times we'd get a little crazy and snap each other with the towels. Ooooh man did that hurt when you got tagged in the privates!

Well, I don't know if they do that sort of thing any more, because you know just like I do...it's all fun and games until some one gets hurt.

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Ooooh! Alysson Hannigan (none / 0) (#7)
by Marco on Sun Nov 03, 2002 at 09:55:40 PM GMT

Do you think she has someone now?

- Marco
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