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Women are stupid. An interview with myself. | 29 comments (29 topical, 0 hidden)

Please explain something for me. (5.00 / 2) (#7)
by cyborg monkey on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 05:05:43 PM GMT

About every other comment from you contains some slam against me. Why would I not act any diffenly towards you?

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First of all (5.00 / 2) (#8)
by spork testicle on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 05:12:15 PM GMT

I dont know what it means to act "diffenly". I suppose that is some reference of yours to the seedy underbelly of chicago gay living.

I have tried, consistently, to be your pal. When you needed someone listen to you whine after your girlfriend Jackie dumped you for the dumpster bum, I listened. When you were upset that your 43 inch dildo broke because of your vigorous overuse of it, I at least listened (granted, in discust, but at least I listened).

And now, this. Unprovoked attacks on me for no reason. I am agast with surprise you little venomous tick.

Hey there spork_testicle (none / 0) (#13)
by tacomacide on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 05:56:35 PM GMT

"discust?" Learn english. Thanks.

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english? (none / 0) (#23)
by handybundler on Sat Nov 16, 2002 at 02:09:21 AM GMT

I think that's a capital E. Learn English. Thanks.

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English (none / 0) (#26)
by tacomacide on Sat Nov 16, 2002 at 09:09:13 PM GMT

is not my first language. Sorry for my spelling, but plz 2 be nice to Colombians.

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I am being nice (none / 0) (#28)
by handybundler on Sun Nov 17, 2002 at 12:19:57 AM GMT

all in good fun my Colombian friend!

Trolling is graded here. I like grades!

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HaHaHa! ROFFFLIE DOFLE! (5.00 / 2) (#17)
by spork testicle on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 06:54:22 PM GMT

Trooled == Yuo

Wrong (1.00 / 1) (#18)
by tacomacide on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 07:08:33 PM GMT

For you see, YHBT, young grasshopper.

You might not admit it, but you can't do it quite like I did it. If you did it, I done did it before. You get it? I had it and got mad at it and don't want it no more. Don't get it twisted, get it right. Get the difference? Get it better, get it nice.

Can't troll the untrollable.

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Sonny (5.00 / 1) (#19)
by spork testicle on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 08:14:54 PM GMT

I was trolling back when you were just a gleam in some fly ridden crack whores gotta-get-that-rock cock swollen chin. Anything you think I though first. Anything you say is because I formed the internet landscape in which your mores where moored, if you catch me.

Poor testicle. (none / 0) (#21)
by tacomacide on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 08:24:06 PM GMT

"I was trolling back when you were just..."

You spelled tricking wrong.

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Gee, Wally, could I be your pal? (5.00 / 2) (#10)
by cyborg monkey on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 05:16:25 PM GMT

ROFFLE DOFFLE!

You are such a fucking dolt, not to mention a dolt that has been "trooled" into the ground.

As the prophet Pinkerton Floyd once said: HAHAHHAHAHH!

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