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Women are stupid. An interview with myself. | 29 comments (29 topical, 0 hidden)

Hey (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by l33t j03 on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 03:36:30 PM GMT

While your ideas have merit, I think all the thought you have put into determining the whys and hows of female stupidity has been wasted. Why do you care? Why would you want things to change?

This post provides a good blueprint for dealing women. Yes, it is a basic introduction, but it will serve you well for quite some time. Feel free to improvise on it as long as you remain true to its basic direction. Not only will your overall enjoyment of women change for the better in the immediate future, you will save quite a bit of time because you'll no longer have to devote it to development work on this pill thing.

Unfortunately I have a semantic issue with:

Just like an alcoholic needs to admit he has a problem before he can be cured.

No alcoholic needs to admit anything because no alcoholic needs to be cured. People just assume they do, and I feel that that is outright discrimination. If you alter the sentence structure to convey the idea that in order to be cured and alcoholic needs to admit he has a problem I would agree with you.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

That comment was written by a woman (1.00 / 3) (#12)
by tacomacide on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 05:51:53 PM GMT

As an asshole with a 14th degree blackbelt, I laugh at your weak assumption that I don't know how to hit it and split it. I don't need a HOWTO on treating women like shit. It comes natural because, pimping? It comes natural.

For example: Linda, I will lift you up by your thong and carry you 10 feet.

Now, you see, if she wasn't an overweight single mother who is into beastiality (see: this comment), she would be wet right now, craving my jizm like noone has ever craved it before.

This, sir, was not a story about how to get women. It was a story about how women are stupid. If you would like me to submit a story about how to put a stallion in the stable, I will have some demands, because to put it simply: you can't teach pimpin'.

That is all.

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Hahahahahahhahhahahah (5.00 / 3) (#16)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 06:45:47 PM GMT

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I have questions (5.00 / 3) (#14)
by l33t j03 on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 05:57:49 PM GMT

noone has ever craved it before

You have that right.

If you would like me to submit a story about how to put a stallion in the stable

I was writing about women. Its cool that you are gay and all, but I can't comment on that sort of thing based on any personal experience, I am a straight man.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.
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l33t j03 (1.00 / 3) (#15)
by tacomacide on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 06:00:19 PM GMT

If you ever attempt to troll me again, I will kick your fucking head off.

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nice sig (5.00 / 1) (#20)
by MFS on Thu Nov 14, 2002 at 08:19:21 PM GMT

[t/n]^-1

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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