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Blond joke of the day | 19 comments (19 topical, 0 hidden)

B00bs? (none / 0) (#1)
by Dead Penis Bird on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 03:47:13 PM GMT

They stick out. Are they good perching material?

If I weren't nailed to the penis, I'd be pushing up the daisies!

Not really (none / 0) (#2)
by Vladinator on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 04:17:09 PM GMT

They sag quite a bit once dead.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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Did you know, sir (none / 0) (#3)
by Dead Penis Bird on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 04:42:08 PM GMT

When a human male dies, he pops a boner?

Being dead, I prefer to stay with my own kind.

If I weren't nailed to the penis, I'd be pushing up the daisies!
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interesting (none / 0) (#4)
by MFS on Wed Oct 30, 2002 at 05:18:21 PM GMT

is that why dead guys are called stiffs?

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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Blond joke of the day | 19 comments (19 topical, 0 hidden)

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